You know how sometimes you’ll see a Buzzfeed quiz titled something like “Which Of These Pieces Of Discarded Gum Are You?” and be like “Wow, Buzzfeed is turning into a parody of itself”? Obviously it’s because Buzzfeed is a content mill willing to throw any weird piece of nonsense at the wall in the hope of getting clicks, with no regard for its own dignity or anything else. A similar business ethos was in place at late 60s-era Buddah Records, which explains why they released “Ring Around My Rosie,” a song that began life as a parody of the bubblegum genre.
“Protozoa” was the one-off recording name for the Wooley Thumpers, a Pennsylvania group who according to songwriter David Fox “were purely a performance/entertainment band, a bizarre cross between folk, pop, rock, bluegrass, jug band and parody.” Fox goes on to tell the story behind the song:
The band played all over the Penn State campus, and through happenstance was the opening act for Janis Joplin and Big Brother & the Holding Company’s October 1968 concert at Penn State’s Rec Hall… One of my parody songs titled “Ring Around My Rosie” was a send up of the bubblegum-type songs popular at the time (Take a Giant Step, One-Two-Three Redlight, etc.). Another State College musician, Craig Bolyn, suggested we actually make a serious demo recording of the song and we wound up recording it for real at Herb Abramson’s A-1 Sound Studios in New York City. The song was released as a single on Buddah Records under the band name of Protozoa. It reached #4 in the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton, Pennsylvania regional area and, I believe, #103 nationally on Billboard or Cash Box. Amazingly, the single is still in demand by esoteric Bubblegum music collectors around the world…. The other band members were: Frank Siegel (vocals/guitar), Jerry Zolten (vocals/guitar), and Pete Schwimmer (banjo).
So, this was not a Buddah studio production. Rather, producers Paul Abramson (who chose the name Protozoa) and co-producer Ed Fox recorded the song and sold it to Buddah. As his quote suggests, it emulates tunes like “Take a Giant Step” and the Puddle’s “Red Rover,” relying on a strange and labored comparison between childhood games and adult romance. It seems the speaker used to play games with Rosie, and now that he is growing up, he wants to put a “ring” around her (or rather, presumably, her finger, but he just says he wants to put a “ring around my Rose”) in marriage.
Music-wise, the recording is rather thin and trebly, and it has the stacatto, un-funky sound of canonical bubblegum. Opens with stabs of guitar and accompanying drum, just like in “Red Rover,” which are succeeded by a 4/4 drumbeat and bass playing a hyperactive eighth-note line based on (I think) perfect fifth intervals. The singer’s voice is clear and boyish. The guitar returns along with piercing organ stabs. Harmony vocals going “ahhhhh” enter as the song builds to chorus; typical Buddah-esque organ lines and frenetically paced tambourine add to the driving quality. Handclaps and what sounds like a brass instrument enter the mix eventually.
After the second verse there’s a bridge with a sing-song chant of “ring around the rosie” and a slide guitar solo. In the final verse the speaker expresses a creepy that his future son will “sing as he grows” the same chorus: “I can’t wait to put the ring around my Rosie,” etc. There’s a random key change, doo-woppy falsetto backing vocals add further enthusiasm to the already rather manic chorus, and it’s over.
“Ring Around My Rosie” is noticeable fast even by bubblegum standards and boasts a great, catchy melody. The lyrics capture the inanity of typical bubblegum, and the third verse seems to be oddly wishing an Oedipus complex on an as-yet-unborn child, so that’s different. Probably the most noteworthy thing about this song is the guitar playing — if you pay attention to the little stabs of slide guitar (e.g. after “I like it that way/ That’s how it will stay”) and the solo, they have a lot of verve, panache and wit! It add a refreshingly un-generic flavor to an otherwise perfect genre exercise. 3 stars.